1 hmm nowadays person no go answer call for church again they go say nah evil spirit dey call u2 chai omo guys today i don run leave dat my shadowwhich kind thing.3 hmm u said u have moved on but now what r u doing in oga lanlord bedroom 4 dating a short girl is not the problem until when its time to kiss. 5 mama emeka and emeka....*emeka-1 2 3 4 6 7 8 9 10 *mama emeka-y didnt i hear u metion 5*emeka-hmm mummy we were listening to bbc news today in school so the broadcaster said an accident occured and we lost 5 in the spot. 6 hmm dat moment ur dad wants u to read nd explain biology with the topic reproduction. 7 dat fateful day ur dad came back nd saw a girls silppers in ur room frontage oh God help me. 8 when u married a woman dat dosent know how to cook u will hear exucuses like honey the maggi u bought ystday was expired or the meat did nt feed well it dosent hv taste. 9 teacher-1+1,, class- 111 hey,, 10 tell me the day president wife got pregnt n i ill tell u when she gave birth