Death came to a man and said today is your last day.
man:but am not ready
Why cant you give me more time.
death:because your name is the number 1 one my list.
man:ok before we go lets have a coffee.
(the man gave death had a coffee which he had put sleeping pill. After drinking the coffee,he fell into a deep sleep. Then the man took his name from the top of the list and put it at the bottom of the list. When death woke up he said)
death:because you have been nice to me i would start from the bottom of the list. REPLY AS THE MAN.